(Revived)Seniorpibbs Ridiculous Ruby Playthrough

Since people liked my first playthrough and I had fun with it, I've decided to bring my dumb luck back for another. So here's my Hoenn playthrough:

Episode 1: A new start, with no hope

Spoiler:

A new adven...this is a really distracting screen


and already off to a bad start


Still my favorite professor


Is this karma, I already said I was sorry, Buk!


Those are the douchiest default name choices I've ever seen


His spirit still lives on!


I love U-Haul trucks


I'm quite fond of this place already, and there's not very many people, this is gonna be a nice place to live.


I feel like this needs a Brazzer's logo


I still have mine? Awesome!


Yeah, this really needs a Brazzer's logo


..go and fight pokemon with his bare hands, like a badass


I'd be careful


Are you really telling this to a stranger?


Sounds impossible, they come out with new ones every year


Well, isn't that cute.


Those not screaming, that's Birch's battle cry.


YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WATER STARTER!


Yeah I just saw 4 guys run to the next town over, you must have scared them big time.


No need to be modest, you don't need saving.


Thanks, but isn't this the one you stole from a pack of Swamperts?


Because he was my rival last time


I could never be as good as you though...


Time for some training, I can't rely entirely on dumb luck for this one...actually I definitely could.

Episode 2: Endless Eight

Spoiler:

Ruby playthrough revived: Nuzlocke edition:

Well, I'm back and decided to make things more interesting this time around.

Episode 2: This little bugger is a keeper

Episode 3: The I pretty much just woke up so it's gonna be a boring episode edition

Episode 3: Maybe he does have a reason to hate me


Thanks, you just made my day


...um


Who's asking?...


Oh I didn't realize the sign that says GYM means it's a GYM


Yes, father.


No, I'm gonna be like Birch, you hold nothing against him!


What a needy bitch


...what kind of relationship do they have?


I'm starting to feel uncomfortable...


Yeah, what do they teach you in school?


With these kinds of skills he'll never be champion........


Good I wanted to get out of here as fast as I can after seeing you and wally.


...no


IT'S THE BEAAAAAACH! * enthusiastically jumps up*


Go get dive and find out


I should probably get some...


I hate these things, I hate these things so very, very, much


Yeah, I just killed one


Wow, that's intimidating


Yep, scary...


Why can't there be one pokemon game that let's you join the criminal syndicate?!





Yay, out of the forest...I think that counts as a forest...


What? Should what?!


I want it.


Went back to heal and found this in the forest


This should have been obvious enough


Don't worry, you'll get it next time


Oh, this place

Episode 4: Hard Rock Life


You're not the same as the other guy, you can never replace him


Might as well go through the battles, I need to level up


Yay, evolution


Merry Mary Marshtomp


You don't have to put on the red light...





Second potion already


It's a bad way...


This guy's desperate for the D


Dammit Noire, you lazy NEET


What an odd name...


Since he's not very active, but when he is he talks a lot


This answer should already be obvious


Why? I haven't killed you...yet


This job is easy compared to most


I knew there was a catch to helping people...


Steven sounds like a name fit for a champion


This better not be a fucking map


NOOOOOOOOO!


I'm still not gonna use it...