Buk's Corny Crystal Playthough. (there won't be any corn)

A big thank you too Pikashi for making my awesome banner



Welcome to my playthrough a thing me and pants decided to do so enjoy your time. And my lame humor
And now begins my journey in to the world of the pokemanz and the land known as the Jhoto region.
New eps will be done in spoiler tags.



Episode one: A Fresh Start.



My first Pokemon.


My first battle.


Grew to 6 inches.


My new companion


Grew to 7 inches.


Do they come in my size?


Just boys at work..


Someone// know's my name? other than my mother?! well I'm flattered.


What?! where?!


Probably not the best idea..


I got 99 master balls but a pokeball ain't 1.


I thought his hair was red?!!


They can't handle me now.. I'm too big.


You got served.. on second thought your hair is red now? DAFUQ.


Who would of thought he'd be my rival..

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Who's pants?

Pikashi wrote:Who's pants?

Dunno?

Episode Two: The Journey to my first badge.
In this episode I make my way to the city known as Violet City in hopes of earning my first badge. What dirty things will I encounter on my journey? you'll have to keep watching to find out.




The Journey to get some ass begins.


10 inches.. Ladies be careful



GO! Sex BOMB. Spice things up with that Female


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


At last we have arrived, off to the strip club.


Grew to 11 inches and Noire's favorite Pokemon


Whip it!! whip it good


12 inches are I'm still going.


WOOOO, it's evolving


I present to you the new and improved sex bomb.


Episode Three will continue later.

looking good buk

Not bad so far, it is quite good.

Episode Three: My first badge.
In this episode we conquer sprout tower, get a new companion and take on Falkner.
Time to kick some birdy ass



Starting things off with a heated battle


16 inches already *sniffles* they grow so fast


Take my bubbles you dirty bitch


My boy is growing to be quite big, ladies better watch out you can't handle this turtle.


My latest companion who's ready to fry some birds


Saber be fisting blastoise' fer dayz.


Someone's been water the Charizards


You can't handle this turtle.


Saber kicked ass in this gym ^-^ Chicken wings anyone?


At last my first badge safe to say we creamed that bastard


A TM fit for a pimp.


Do I have a choice? Do I look like I want your egg? Actually Bacon and eggs sounds quite tasty


And the road continues with more grass..

Nice update, Buk

Episode Four: Grilling bugs.
In this Episode we make our way to Azalea Town. To take on Bugsy of Azalea Gym.
Time to grill me some bugs you're all invited to the BBQ.


Time to start the Episode, I need to cream me some bugs..


After defeating everyone with ease because I'm too big for them to handle I better take a picture for Mom #Pokecenter.


Your fire breathing won't save you from my destruction bic boi.



Woo Hoo we made it time to cream some bugs


You motherfucker!! I came here to cream and grill bugs get out of my way


Go home Kurt, you're drunk!!


Team Rocket? I think you mean Creamed Rocket...


O rly?


Dat exp gain dayummmmmm!!


Oh you *blushes* .


Badge #2 is mine I fucked those bugs up!


Aww someone needs a wollipop

another nice update

Going to put this on hold for a bit I think. While I sort my health out. Will try get an episode up though

Take as much time as you need man

Pikashi wrote:Take as much time as you need man

Thanks

Episode Five: My next badge and no gold rods? :[

In this episode we get our 3rd badge, go on a imaginary date with Whitney, someone evolves :O and two new companions.
But who? Well you'll have to stay tuned to find out!

Starting this episode now.


On my way to Goldenrod City and this girl just won't leave me alone!
I told her it was a one night stand.


Never take TM's from strangers.


After seeing too many bugs we've finally made it out alive.
Note to self bring a few repels next time.


We've finally made it, no too prepare for my date with Whitney
*nervous shakes*



Thee Evolution of Buk Jr. Yes I forgot to screen cap Level 35 because I'm stupid.
But My little turtle is going to hose everyone down.


I'd like to welcome my two newest companions . Time to kick some ass >;D


Training the team. If we want to be the best we shall destroy the rest!!


That's right bitches I don't even need training wheels. Do u even ride?


The time has come. It's date time. No groping on the first date right?
Eh, a little squeeze won't hurt.






Gym badge #3 and Whitney Defeated now about that date

What, are you trying to hide the fact she cried on her date?! You monster!

Pikashi wrote:What, are you trying to hide the fact she cried on her date?! You monster!

Not my fault she couldn't handle me

Buckles wrote:

Pikashi wrote:What, are you trying to hide the fact she cried on her date?! You monster!

Not my fault she couldn't handle me

Wait a minute...what happened to her friend

Pikashi wrote:

Buckles wrote:

Pikashi wrote:What, are you trying to hide the fact she cried on her date?! You monster!

Not my fault she couldn't handle me

Wait a minute...what happened to her friend

Threesome