Saber's lovely love corner

Joshua Takara sipped Lovingly at his drink and stood Chocolate behind a Table. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel Lovely and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how Glittering his Dick got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Joshua Takara knew very well why he was at the party: to see Noire_Symphony.

Ah, Noire_Symphony. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his Llama Mouth made Joshua Takara's heart beat Like a dog in heat he wanted it so bad.

But tonight everyone was masked. Joshua Takara peered Sexily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Noire_Symphony. There, he thought, the man over by the Counter, the Sweaty one with the Dog mask. It had to be Noire_Symphony. No one else could look so Sticky, even in a Dog mask.

He began to walk Joshua Takara's way and Joshua Takara started to panic. What if he actually talked to Joshua Takara?

Noire_Symphony came right up to Joshua Takara and Joshua Takara thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Noire_Symphony said Gingerly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the Bed," Joshua Takara said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so Banana Sundae.

Just then, a Horny voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Joshua Takara's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Noire_Symphony might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Noire_Symphony swept Joshua Takara into his arms, bent him On a table, and kissed Joshua Takara Exhaustedly, slipping him the tongue and groping his Ass.

Joshua Takara could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out Quietly and pulled Noire_Symphony's mask off his face. It was Noire_Symphony! "I knew it was you," Joshua Takara said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Noire_Symphony said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Joshua Takara watched him go. He would be right back, Joshua Takara was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

YES! I'm coming here everytime I need a laugh xD

I Saw IF-chan Kissing Santa Claus

BloodyMarythe1st woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one sweet box that looked like a panties.

Then BloodyMarythe1st noticed that IF-chan was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

BloodyMarythe1st thought that she would surprise IF-chan. Maybe even sneak up behind her and lick her on her hot breasts. That always made IF-chan lovely.

BloodyMarythe1st crept innocently down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sweaty lights, and the presents, heaped up harshly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and IF-chan. Kissing someone.

BloodyMarythe1st was so angry, she picked up a kimono from a table and threw it exhaustedly on a bed.

They both looked around.

"IF-chan, you moist kitty!" BloodyMarythe1st yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." BloodyMarythe1st looked and then rubbed her face and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," IF-chan said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a wet kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," BloodyMarythe1st said sweetly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be bouncy."

That seemed reasonable. BloodyMarythe1st went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a sacred shrine maiden dutifully accepting her duties. He made BloodyMarythe1st's vagina feel all cute.

"You see?" IF-chan said curiously and BloodyMarythe1st saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Don't put me in this

Or I'll cry myself to sleep every night for two years.

Love the Second Fanfic Sabee, I'm joining Mary on Coming Here for lols

Joshua wrote:Love the Second Fanfic Sabee, I'm joining Mary on Coming Here for lols

You just liked reading how me and Iffy ended up in a three way with Santa =.=

A Soaked Day To Pound

Noire stepped quietly out into the rough sunshine, and admired Pikashi's mouth. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a jagged sight."

Pikashi climbed off the whip and walked dangerously across the grass to greet his lover. Noire patted Pikashi on the dick and then tried to pound him creepily, but without success.

"That's all right," Pikashi said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not bouncy," Noire. "Not as bouncy as the time we punded in the bushes."

Pikashi nodded exhaustedly. "We were hot back in those days."

"Our asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Noire said. "Everything seems creepy and horny when you're young."

"Of course," Pikashi said. "But now we're sweaty, we can still have fun. If we go about it roughly."

"Roughly?" Noire said . "But how?"

"With this," Pikashi said and held out a sticky dildo. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to pound."

Noire swallowed the dildo at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to pound roughly. They punded like a tiger stalking his prey. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:

Joshua wrote:Love the Second Fanfic Sabee, I'm joining Mary on Coming Here for lols

You just liked reading how me and Iffy ended up in a three way with Santa =.=

I could say the Same about you -.-

Our asses were younger? xD

The Glimmering Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Saber strode along the path, making for Sticky Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Sweaty Bottle, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Nipples.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her shiny bra just in time to face the moist woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The woman struck quietly, and Saber barely raised her bra to meet the attack. They fought long and deviously until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Saber found herself forced to one knee, the woman's bra pressed to her cute vagina. "I am BloodyMarythe1st of Sticky Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sweaty Bottle. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a rock."

But Saber had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her bra with a twist, overpowered BloodyMarythe1st and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Saber said, looking down upon her.

BloodyMarythe1st's mouth shimmered much like a delusional dream that was too good to be true. "I have underestimated you, Saber. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Saber's desire was enflamed. Her vagina throbbed and all her thoughts were to stroke BloodyMarythe1st like a prinny. Saber caressed BloodyMarythe1st's supple mouth and she responded. They came together sweetly, and their joining was as bouncy as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet pickle!" Saber groaned and stroked BloodyMarythe1st as psychoticly as she could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Saber said. "That's where I put the Sweaty Bottle for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed shyly on the grass, forgetful of all but their soft love. "We will stay together forever," BloodyMarythe1st said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Nipples never got the Sweaty Bottle and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

Wow, me and Saber screwed the world by doing it xD

The Cute Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Joshua and Pikashi went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Joshua hit Pikashi in his dick with a big glimmering iceball. It hurt a lot, but Joshua kissed it meanly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really jiggly snow man!" Joshua said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Pikashi said. "That would be more limp and politically correct."

"I know," Joshua said. "We can make a snow charmander. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up erotically and made a hard snow charmander. Joshua put on a panties for the ass. The charmander was almost as big as Pikashi.

"It looks sweaty," Joshua said roughly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Pikashi said and held up a sticky banana. "I found this on a carrot." He put the banana onto the charmander's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the charmander, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like P-Ko stealing Nep's pudding.

Pikashi screamed devlishly and ran but the snow charmander chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow charmander sucked him psychoticly.

"Nobody does that to my little Stiff Bottle," Joshua screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow charmander through the mouth. It fell down and Joshua kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Pikashi said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The banana lay in the yard until a crisp child picked it up and took it home.

Nobody does that to my little Stiff Bottle lmao

A Hard Occurrence

SSarcasm paced up and down, jiggling his dick. His very good friend, Mary Sue Lemon, had arranged to meet him here on a cupboard. "I have something limp to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Lemon was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, SSarcasm expected to see her bounce up, her moist hair streaming behind her and her sweaty eyes aglow.

SSarcasm heard footsteps, but they seemed rather rough for a delicate and sticky girl like Mary Sue Lemon, whose tread was shimmering. He turned around and found Noire_Symphony staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Noire_Symphony said erotically. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

SSarcasm had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so evilly. "Mary Sue Lemon asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Noire_Symphony, his mouth began to throb sensually.

"Oh," Noire_Symphony said, calmly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," SSarcasm said and caught Noire_Symphony by his dick. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Noire_Symphony said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a boxer going round for round.

From behind a bra, Mary Sue Lemon watched with a stiff light in her jiggly eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "SSarcasm/Noire_Symphony". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the catgirl from extinction.

That one was kinda sweet ^-^

Enter Joshua Takara

Neptune appears above at a window

Joshua Takara:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the hoody, and Neptune is the dogoo.
Arise, soft dogoo, and lick the jiggly vibrator.
See, how she leans her nipples upon her vagina!
O, that I were a glove upon that vagina,
That I might touch that nipples!

Neptune:
O Joshua Takara, Joshua Takara! wherefore art thou Joshua Takara?
What's in a name? That which we call a dick
By any other name would smell as moist
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like Chika going at her Vert love pillow"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove shimmering.

Joshua Takara:
Lady, by yonder jiggly vibrator I swear
That tips in the basilicom the stiff pudding--

Neptune:
O, swear not by the vibrator, the flat vibrator,
That calmly changes in its sticky orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise sticky.
Sweet, sweaty night! A thousand times sweaty night!
Parting is such hard sorrow,
That I shall say sweaty night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Joshua Takara:
Sleep dwell upon thy nipples, peace in thy vagina!
Would I were sleep and peace, so casually to rest!
erotically will I to my soft dick's cell,
Its help to lick, and my moist dick to tell.

Uuuh ok lol

Soft Love

BloodyMarythe1st finished packing. Ever since Neptune, her own true love, had been lost at sea, BloodyMarythe1st had been sweaty.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing fondled her, all was flat. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on Blanc's bed to become a firm pudding.

Just then, there was a bouncy knock at the door. BloodyMarythe1st opened it and stood there shyly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her pussy.

When BloodyMarythe1st came to, Neptune was holding her buttocks and looking shiny. "My love," Neptune said innocently, "I'm sorry for the sticky shock. I've been shipwrecked on a supple island for the last ten years, living just as Joshua would've liked but since he wasn't here. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my breasts in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

BloodyMarythe1st could hardly believe her Neptune had returned. "I will always love you, breasts or no breasts. Besides, you can cover it up with a double-dildo."

They embraced demoically and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was moist.

Awwww :,D that was beautiful

Um Wut? I was In there too?

Awesome... To bad Neppy didn't like me >.>

Joshua wrote:Um Wut? I was In there too?

Awesome... To bad Neppy didn't like me >.>

I told you... Girl > guy everytime ^-^

I'm Dreaming Of A Soft Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Linyoshi Belle sat innocently on water bed, sipping shiny eggnog.

She looked at the bouncy DVD player hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, BloodyMarythe1st had hung it there, just before they looked at each other casually and then fell into each other's arms and nibbled each other's breasts.

If only I hadn't been so supple, Linyoshi Belle thought, pouring a glittering amount of rum into her eggnog. Then BloodyMarythe1st might not have got so flat and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a sticky tear and held her pussy in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a moist voice lifted shyly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a soft Christmas

Just much like the nectar of a sweet lily



Linyoshi Belle ran to the door. It was BloodyMarythe1st, looking sweaty all over with snow.

"I missed you embarrassingly," BloodyMarythe1st said. "And I wanted to nibble your breasts again."

Linyoshi Belle hugged BloodyMarythe1st and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," BloodyMarythe1st said.

"I think so too," Linyoshi Belle said and they nibbled each other's breasts until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted chocobo nipples and lived sensually until Linyoshi Belle got drunk again.

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:

Joshua wrote:Um Wut? I was In there too?

Awesome... To bad Neppy didn't like me >.>

I told you... Girl > guy everytime ^-^

Shut up, You know you want Guy power >.>

I can safely say that was a white Christmas

Rum and chocobo nipples, what an amazing christmas