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(Cancelled)Iffy's Hoenn Adventure

Post by Kochiya Shana on Wed May 15, 2013 11:13 am

Unlike the other two pokemon playthrough threads this one won't be as silly and will be a more serious playthrough because I'm not that funny but it will likely have a fair bit of sarcasm so I hope you enjoy.

Episode 1: The Adventure Begins.
Spoiler:

So the adventure begins...

Oh, you need to know if I am a boy or a girl... well I am a girl if you couldn't tell and my name is Iffy since I know you're going to ask that too...


I am moving to Littleroot how did you know and these questions?


I had to travel here in the back of a truck, why? I suppose that means I am just extra luggage to you... you're truly mother of the year material...


So the movers are lazy and get the pokemon to do the job... guess I'll go get that potion from my computer that arrived here before I did...


Why did you put me right up to the TV screen if you already watched the part with dad... by the way, why did we follow him here?


Ok, time to greet the neighbours... I'm your new neighbour, the one your husband apparently already knows about though he seems to know nothing that my mum came as well...


So, I get told he'd be upstairs, is he inside the pokeball?


I guess not... wow, seriously... you're a real jerk...


I step outside away from that guy and notice a girl listening to someone screaming she doesn't move and tells me quite calmly... this is creepy but I suppose I'll take a look...


A middle-aged or slightly older guy running from a zigzagoon... so he doesn't listen to Prof. Oak's pokemon talk, oh wait he dropped his bag.


Fine, I'll use torchic to help you since it is the cutest of the three and it is only a small zigzagoon that is chasing you... *Marked pokeballs, I think I'll borrow that idea.*


It is that weak you seriously couldn't nudge it away with your leg or something?


So, I get to keep the cute little fire chicken, thank you.


Trust me, when I say I don't want to meet your kid it is for his health... but fine since you keep nagging but if he chokes on his teeth however...


Long grass so there will be some battles, I'll try not to over-level since I need to prove this guy is an idiot...


Found you, I must say at least you don't instantly battle a new trainer hoping for an easy win.


You used tackle once and growl every other time... you're making fun of me aren't you?


Your dad has his eye on me... I am seriously creeped out right now...


*After arriving back at Birch's lab*

Yeah, it was easy since he seems to think growl is offensive somehow, now can I ask why you have your...


A pokedex is supposed to shut me up?


I met Birch... but I don't think he is someone you want near me, your daughter... oh you're just giving me new shoes for running, I guess I have to protect myself...


Captured a cute little puppy, poochyena guess I'll name him Buk.


Buk... the first battle you're actually hitting something and you were only weakening it for capture... at least it was a success now I have a cute zigzagoon for my team, I'll name her Mary.


Let's see, I thought the starting age for trainers was 10... you're a bit younger... and again and again... I see Birch likes young people... note to self try to avoid him whenever possible...


Finally a female trainer my age... but nowhere near the same skill level... the trainers here haven't trained much if at all...


Petalburg, dad's gym is apparently here but why did mum follow him here, he's obviously been the leader here for a while. No matter guess I'll say hi and ask what happened for the split?


*Continued next episode.*

Episode 2: Why couldn't I avoid Birch?
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So this must be dad's gym... I see, so he thinks he can rule the world...


So, took a while to notice who I am... you want father of the year since mum is in the running for mother of the year?


I kinda had to, you know the whole child abandonment thing that seems to be common in this world...


So you thought I was serious about father of the year...


Go to Birch, next town over he seems to like people our age and younger...


So, my dad knows you but took his time to recognise me?


You do know they're caught with pokeballs at least, right?


I heard that he clearly isn't too knowledgeable of this world...


I really don't want to but, I suppose I'll have to agree...


Yes, I am aware of that as they keep jumping out at me. *sigh*


You wanted my help but now I am just watching?


You get a ralts to appear first try while if I wanted one I'd be here for hours...


Yes, your first pokemon only knows growl and you avoided Birch, you bastard...


Thank you? I didn't even help you nor did I want to...


Yes, he got his rare pokemon, now why didn't you help me get my first pokemon like this kid?


You can lend your pokemon to a strange kid but not me your daughter?


I have no idea why I needed to go with you in the first place?


You better take care of it, bye bye and please don't bother me again.


So you won't battle me and want me to go face another gym instead?


I'm not good enough?


So Wally lives next door to my dad's gym?


I have no idea what Wally told you but they're lies...


So Wally owns the house and you decide to ship him off to Verdanturf and now you've lost him?


Well he did catch it but he didn't exactly do it the right way.


I wonder why we live a town away if he supposedly called us over... I really don't trust trust mum and dad...


Well he certainly doesn't live for family...


Is it normal in this world for a young girl to be accosted by an older shady looking guy?


Or I simply look after myself but the rookie trainer comment is right...


Most talented trainers appear to be around 10 or 13 though you creep!


Another youngster that obviously saw Birch unless... my dad is like that too?


Just because magikarp sounds like it has the word magic doesn't mean it is useful...


Critical hit queen Mary, I am definitely not using you when it comes to capturing.


It was your fault for believing in magikarp.


Fated to meet, I'm sorry...


I'm flattered but I'm not into girls...


Now you actually start hitting the opponent, why now Buk?


*Continued next episode, hopefully I can get a marril*

Episode 3: A forest full of bugs and the flowers before Rustboro.
Spoiler:

Now I finally have a marril and a taillow after Buk's poor efforts...


I guess I have to go through this forest... great bugs... *shudders*


Bugs... *gulp*


When they're all low level wurmple of course you couldn't win.


What are you doin...


That's good to know but your fly is...


This is too obvious, I mean really...


I haven't though?


Back into the wurmple infested forest, this'll be fun... *shudder*


A strange man in a forest... nothing could possibly go wrong...


Seems he wants a shroomish for some reason, I'll try ignore him.


A pirate mugging someone in a forest... I see so much wrong with this scene right now...


You're an adult hiding behind a young gi... DON'T TOUCH THERE PERVERT!


I suppose I'll vent on you and your poor pokemon for now...


That wasn't enough...


So you're a masochist, tell me your next location and now you're claiming you let me go!?


Now can YOU let go of me, freaking pervert!?


Papers... important papers and you're wandering in a forest with them, WHY!?


Can I turn your great ball down because it seems creepy...


You only just realised that? At least that pervert's gone now. *sigh*


Yes, they're fine and your not a pokemon center so leave me alone.


Bugs popular? Only if your a kid.


Can't be popular with slimy bugs either.


Do I look like I want to spit seeds? That's gross...


A flower shop?


It seems nice enough here and I got a free wailmer pail but...


I'm going to beat the elite four not plant berries.


Why is some random rich kid out here?


You can't win by just using tail whip, growl and a single full restore...


Are you sure you want to?


Ok but you won't like the outcome...


I told you, you'd regret it.


Am I encountering younger trainers everyday?


You two are clearly too young to be a trainer... why hasn't someone looked into Birch or... dad yet?


Water pokemon expert... no, you're not Misty...


You thought you weren't that bad... using only magikarp?


Rustboro... this city has that gym leader Roxanne if I believe what I was told.


Last edited by IF-chan on Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:20 am; edited 5 times in total (Reason for editing : Well this was a huge waste of time...)

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Re: (Cancelled)Iffy's Hoenn Adventure

Post by Buk on Wed May 15, 2013 2:16 pm

Looking good so far Iffy..

I need to put more pics in mine.

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Post by Pikashi on Wed May 15, 2013 3:51 pm

This is looking way better than mine, good job so far.
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Re: (Cancelled)Iffy's Hoenn Adventure

Post by Kochiya Shana on Sat May 18, 2013 3:00 am

Six hours of gameplay lost due to forgetting to save so I have to redo a lot... at least it is stuff I hadn't placed in here yet...

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Post by Pikashi on Sat May 18, 2013 7:30 am

Damn that sucks, well anyways nice update Pikashi
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Re: (Cancelled)Iffy's Hoenn Adventure

Post by Kochiya Shana on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:05 am

On hold indefinitely as I've got too much on my plate at once at the moment.

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Re: (Cancelled)Iffy's Hoenn Adventure

Post by Guest on Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:46 am

Let meh see here.

No cheats
Knows what they are doin
Has a good early team

Way to serious though ho
Incomplete
too long

I give you a 7/10

But make that a 9/10 since you seem to be a really cool gamer chick you just need a little stress relief~ <3
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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:27 pm

Zero G Hunter wrote:Let meh see here.

No cheats
Knows what they are doin
Has a good early team

Way to serious though ho
Incomplete
too long

I give you a 7/10

But make that a 9/10 since you seem to be a really cool gamer chick you just need a little stress relief~ <3

This bro speaks da truth but pokeymanz is about all a chick can play seriously anyway so I give ya props for actually playing a game well since it is so rare to bad it is all you could play well
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Post by Merry Nightmare on Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:34 pm

Princess God wrote:
Zero G Hunter wrote:Let meh see here.

No cheats
Knows what they are doin
Has a good early team

Way to serious though ho
Incomplete
too long

I give you a 7/10

But make that a 9/10 since you seem to be a really cool gamer chick you just need a little stress relief~ <3



This bro speaks da truth but pokeymanz is about all a chick can play seriously anyway so I give ya props for actually playing a game well since it is so rare to bad it is all you could play well

Look here "bro" I don't know what your deal is but you can fuck off. We don't need your sexist ideals here. I suggest you just delete your account because that is the admin your talking too. No one here is going to like you in the slightest so just leave.

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Re: (Cancelled)Iffy's Hoenn Adventure

Post by Archon on Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:51 pm

IF-chan wrote:Unlike the other two pokemon playthrough threads this one won't be as silly and will be a more serious playthrough because I'm not that funny but it will likely have a fair bit of sarcasm so I hope you enjoy.
I don't know, but so far it's seem quite funny. Lol I never actually looked at the pokemon dialog that way before!

Nice going, I hope to see more soon.
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