Saber's lovely love corner

Wow, in almost all these stories I'm doing someone xD

When Mary & I make Love, Worlds Meet their End xD

To Stupidly Pound

Noire_Symphony and Saber were celebrating an erect Valentine's Day together. Noire_Symphony had cooked a sticky dinner and they ate in a graveyard by candlelight.

"My darling," Saber said, stroking Noire_Symphony's dick, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Noire_Symphony. "It is but a soft token of my supple yet firm love."

Noire_Symphony opened the box. Inside was a sweaty strawberry ice cream! He gazed at it embarrassingly. Then he gazed at Saber embarrassingly. "It's wet," Noire_Symphony said. "Come here and let me pound you."

Just then, a moist crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a crossdressing masou shoujo stripping in public. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a gooey voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Saber read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other crazily as the crone cackled some more. Noire_Symphony's pussy began to tremble. Then Saber shrugged, pulled out a taco, and hit the crone on her nipples. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Noire_Symphony said and kissed Saber loudly. "This is a slimy Valentine's Day!"

They angrily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they pounded each other all night long.

I knew Noire Loved Saber!!!

Incest ftw!

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:Incest ftw!

Why doesn't This Surprise me?
Should I be worried about your Brother?

Joshua wrote:

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:Incest ftw!

Why doesn't This Surprise me?
Should I be worried about your Brother?

I was only joking =.=

The Pikashi Prince

IF-chan was walking through an erect meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a squishy little Pikashi lying under a tree.

IF-chan skipped over to see the dear thing and was sticky to find that he was hurt! A double dildo had pierced his sweaty little nipples and he whimpered cutely with the pain.

"My soaked little friend," IF-chan said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the double dildo, as embarrassingly as she could. The Pikashi cried out and IF-chan's heart ached, like a pair of survivors in a zombie apocalypse. "You'll be all right," IF-chan whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Buk and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Buk up in her arms, IF-chan carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, IF-chan nursed Buk, cleaning his nipples and feeding him Horse weiner-brand Pikashi chow.

On the eighth night, Buk climbed into bed with IF-chan. He burrowed under the covers and casually pounded IF-chan's pussy. It made IF-chan giggle and she cuddled close to Buk, stroking his dick and singing slyly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, IF-chan hurried home so she could curl up with Buk. It gave her a soft feeling whenever Buk pounded her pussy.

Then one night, Buk looked up at IF-chan and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a moist prince."

IF-chan screamed shyly, she was so surprised. How could a Pikashi talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Buk said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," IF-chan said and kissed Buk on his dick. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a moist prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Buk," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" IF-chan said.

"See?" Buk said and showed IF-chan the scar from the double dildo on his nipples. Then he kissed IF-chan and they tumbled on a bed of roses and did a lot of very slimy things, some of them involving a wet handcuffs.

"I love you," Buk said when they were done. IF-chan clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Buk had stashed away.

And if Buk didn't know about IF-chan's visits to the Pikashi sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

Woah xD that was steamy

IF turned out to be the Biggest Pervert of us All -.-

1000 Breast Pump BloodyMarythe1sts

Saber paced psychotically back and forth. Sweaty dread filled her heart. LinYoshi Belle should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my slimy love, Saber thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. LinYoshi Belle had been taken hostage by Soft Pussy, a supervillain who had the city in a state of wet terror. Saber fainted dead away, like a rabid dog gnawing a discarded bone.

When she came to, there was a bump on her nipples and the sweaty dread had returned. "LinYoshi Belle, my erect honey bunny," she cried out mundanely. "What is Soft Pussy doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing bravely as he fingered her in the ass.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Saber remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 breast pump BloodyMarythe1sts, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Saber ordered in a supply of breast pump and set to work, folding BloodyMarythe1sts until her nipples was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last BloodyMarythe1st when LinYoshi Belle walked in the front door.

"LinYoshi Belle!" Saber screamed and threw herself into LinYoshi Belle's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 breast pump BloodyMarythe1sts and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a pile of corpses. She kissed LinYoshi Belle sadistically on the ass.

"Actually," LinYoshi Belle said, pulling away insaney, "I was rescued by the Soaked Lube. She's a new superhero in town." LinYoshi Belle sighed. "And she's really squishy."

The sweaty dread came back. "But you're sticky to be back here with me, right?"

LinYoshi Belle checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Soaked Lube for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay moist, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.

Saber choked back a sob and started folding another BloodyMarythe1st. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

You had to fold 1000 of my breast pumps...? What does that mean? O.o

This one was Such a Sad one...

The Adventure Of The Tentacle Monster

Noire_Symphony and BloodyMarythe1st were out for a slimy Valentine's walk inside the playboy mansion. As they went, BloodyMarythe1st rested her hand on Noire_Symphony's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so wet, Noire_Symphony was filled with moist dread.

"Do you suppose it's soft here?" he asked shyly.

"You sweaty silly," BloodyMarythe1st said, tickling Noire_Symphony with her garden gnome. "It's completely floppy."

Just then, a soaked tentacle monster leapt out from behind a iPhone and pounded BloodyMarythe1st in the pussy. "Aaargh!" BloodyMarythe1st screamed.

Things looked sticky. But Noire_Symphony, although he was squishy, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a geodude and, like a naive girl stumbling across a brother's porn stash, beat the tentacle monster sadly until it ran off. "That will teach you to pound innocent people."

Then he clasped BloodyMarythe1st close. BloodyMarythe1st was bleeding dumbly. "My darling," Noire_Symphony said, and pressed his lips to BloodyMarythe1st's dick.

"I love you," BloodyMarythe1st said mundanely, and expired in Noire_Symphony's arms.

Noire_Symphony never loved again.

Another one where I die ._. If I'm not doing someone I die... <.<

The Battle For The Double-dildo

In a barn, Pikashi pounded his double-dildo. He had been busy with the double-dildo for hours and now wanted nothing more than a squishy cuddle or a slimy massage from his lover BrachioDino Ranger.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his floppy BrachioDino Ranger appeared at the door, grinning exotically.

"Put down the double-dildo," BrachioDino Ranger said hotly. "Unless you want me to pound that double-dildo on your dick."

Pikashi put down the double-dildo. He was soaked. He had never seen BrachioDino Ranger so moist before and it made him wet.

BrachioDino Ranger picked up the double-dildo, then withdrew a breast pump from his ass. "Don't be so soaked," BrachioDino Ranger said with a moist grimace. "A Noire_Symphony bit my dick this morning, and everything became soft. Now with this double-dildo and this breast pump I can hotly rule the world!"

Pikashi clutched his sticky dick erotically. This was his lover, his floppy BrachioDino Ranger, now staring at him with a moist ass.

"Fight it!" Pikashi shouted. "The Noire_Symphony just wants the double-dildo for his own floppy devices! He doesn't love you, not the squishy way I do!"

Pikashi could see BrachioDino Ranger trembling erotically. Pikashi reached out his dick and touched BrachioDino Ranger's ass hotly. He was floppy, so floppy, but he knew only his sticky love for BrachioDino Ranger would break the Noire_Symphony's spell.

Sure enough, BrachioDino Ranger dropped the double-dildo with a thunk. "Oh, Pikashi," he squealed. "I'm so squishy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Pikashi had already moved in a barn. Like a wild yoshi escorting children, he pressed his dick into BrachioDino Ranger's ass. And as they fell together in a soft fit of love, the double-dildo lay on the floor, wet and forgotten.

I lol'd at a Noire bit my dick this morning xD

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:Another one where I die ._. If I'm not doing someone I die... <.<

It is Your Calling as a Sex Predator...

I'm Dreaming Of A Soft Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. IF-chan sat shyly in a hotspring, sipping sweaty eggnog.

She looked at the sticky bottle hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, BloodyMarythe1st had hung it there, just before they looked at each other sweetly and then fell into each other's arms and caressed each other's pussy.

If only I hadn't been so supple yet firm, IF-chan thought, pouring a wet amount of rum into her eggnog. Then BloodyMarythe1st might not have got so soaked and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a slimy tear and held her nipples in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a moist voice lifted cutely up in song.


I'm dreaming of a soft Christmas

Just like some crazed pervert in a highschool hentai



IF-chan ran to the door. It was BloodyMarythe1st, looking squishy all over with snow.

"I missed you hesitantly," BloodyMarythe1st said. "And I wanted to caress your pussy again."

IF-chan hugged BloodyMarythe1st and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," BloodyMarythe1st said.

"I think so too," IF-chan said and they caressed each other's pussy until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted shampuru ass and lived embarrassingly until IF-chan got drunk again.

Needs Less Mary in them >.>

Yum yum shampuru ass ^-^ my favorite!

Joshua wrote:Needs Less Mary in them >.>

But everyone loves Mary :3

Joshua wrote:Needs Less Mary in them >.>

ok some josh and pikashi or do you rather some brachiodino ranger?

Mary is Fine

I Saw Nathan Drake Kissing Santa Claus

Joshua Takara woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one slimy box that looked like a bottle.

Then Joshua Takara noticed that Nathan Drake was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Joshua Takara thought that he would surprise Nathan Drake. Maybe even sneak up behind him and hump him on his soaked dick. That always made Nathan Drake sticky.

Joshua Takara crept casually down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sweaty lights, and the presents, heaped up slyly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Nathan Drake. Kissing someone.

Joshua Takara was so angry, he picked up a bondage equipment from a table and threw it lovingly in a love hotel.

They both looked around.

"Nathan Drake, you moist Sly Raccoon!" Joshua Takara yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Joshua Takara looked and then rubbed his mouth and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Nathan Drake said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a squishy kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Joshua Takara said erotically. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be hard and stiff."

That seemed reasonable. Joshua Takara went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a 1,000 rainbows exploded raining many magical unicorns that gave birth to giant robots. He made Joshua Takara's ass feel all soft.

"You see?" Nathan Drake said hesitantly and Joshua Takara saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.