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Post by Lancer on Tue May 14, 2013 2:38 pm

An Apple In Time


On a wet and soaked morning, Yoshi sat on recently used torture equipment. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Yoshi to love someone with a sweaty ass?

Aggressively, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a dry moist lemon, all on a summer's day. I wish my Yoshi would suck me, in her own sticky way..."

"Do you?" Yoshi sat down beside Yoshi and put her hand on Yoshi's dick. "I think that could be arranged."

Yoshi gasped cutely. "But what about my sweaty ass?"

"I like it," Yoshi said menacingly. "I think it's rough."

They came together and their kiss was like pacman eating ghosts.

"I love you," Yoshi said quietly.

"I love you too," Yoshi replied and suckled him.

They bought a koopa, moved in together, and lived psychotically ever after.

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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 2:41 pm

I can't stop laughing at

" but what about my sweaty ass? "

" I like it."

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Post by Akira on Tue May 14, 2013 2:44 pm

One confusing Hell Hole, yoshi x yoshi

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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 2:45 pm

Joshua wrote:One confusing Hell Hole, yoshi x yoshi

Yoshiception!
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Post by Lancer on Tue May 14, 2013 2:52 pm

The Adventure Of The Pikashi


IF-chan and BloodyMarythe1st were out for a supple Valentine's walk on the flower bed. As they went, BloodyMarythe1st rested her hand on IF-chan's nipples. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so dripping, IF-chan was filled with wet dread.

"Do you suppose it's firm here?" she asked demonically.

"You dirty silly," BloodyMarythe1st said, tickling IF-chan with her double-dildo. "It's completely moist."

Just then, a soft Pikashi leapt out from behind a whippy-cream and rubbed BloodyMarythe1st in the pussy. "Aaargh!" BloodyMarythe1st screamed.

Things looked sticky. But IF-chan, although she was sweaty, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a diamond and, like all the Touhou fanart, beat the Pikashi cruelly until it ran off. "That will teach you to rub innocent people."

Then she clasped BloodyMarythe1st close. BloodyMarythe1st was bleeding psychotically. "My darling," IF-chan said, and pressed her lips to BloodyMarythe1st's pussy.

"I love you," BloodyMarythe1st said roughly, and expired in IF-chan's arms.

IF-chan never loved again.

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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 2:54 pm

Awwwwww :,c she gave me one last kiss...on...my...um o.o

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Post by Pikashi on Tue May 14, 2013 2:55 pm

Why am I the bad guy?
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Post by Akira on Tue May 14, 2013 2:56 pm

And she Stayed a Virgin for ever... The end

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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 2:57 pm

Joshua wrote:And she Stayed a Virgin for ever... The end

Your one to talk...Neppy left you for me before you lost yours Laughing
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Post by Lancer on Tue May 14, 2013 2:59 pm

The Miracle Of The Joshua-Takara


Buk hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a Disney musical. He loathed it.

Every December, Buk would feel himself getting all rough inside. He refused to put up a Christmas blow-up doll, he snapped at anyone wet enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Buk had to go to the mall to buy a hard ice cream. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing sweetly around and so much Christmas music blaring gently, he thought his cock would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a soft woman collecting for charity. Buk never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the soft woman dropped his bells and ran in a bowl of cookie dough. There was a sweaty Joshua-Takara right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the soft woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Buk rushed out and lovingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a firm bang and then everything went dark.

When Buk woke up, he was in a moist room. There was a Christmas blow-up doll in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Buk's pussy hurt. A lot.

The soft woman came into the room. "I'm so tangled!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Lemon. You saved me from the truck. But your pussy is broken."

Buk hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas blow-up doll up and his pussy was broken, he felt quite sticky, especially when he looked at Lemon.

"Your pussy must hurt cutely," Lemon said. "I think this will help." And she kissed Buk several times.

Now Buk felt very sticky indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Lemon. "I love you," he said, and kissed Lemon exotically.

"I love you too," said Lemon. Just then, the Joshua-Takara ran into the room and nuzzled Buk's biceps. "I brought him home with us," Lemon said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Buk said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 3:03 pm

I didn't know there was such a thing has Christmas blow up dolls xD

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Post by Akira on Tue May 14, 2013 3:06 pm

The F' was that? I was a Dog?

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Post by Lancer on Tue May 14, 2013 3:16 pm

Sweetly Tripping


Joshua Takara tripped along exotically. He was on his way to meet his lover, Noire_Symphony, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Pikashi hopping along, carrying a yoghurt in its mouth.

Joshua Takara was almost in something from a porn set when he came across a moist cake, lying alone on a sweaty plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked firm, so he ate it.

It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his tongue. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Noire_Symphony.

When Noire_Symphony came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Joshua Takara cried strangely.

"Your ass! And your dick!" Noire_Symphony said. "They're soft! Can't you feel it?"

Joshua Takara felt his ass and his dick. They were indeed quite soft. "Oh, no!" Joshua Takara said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that moist cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Noire_Symphony said. "I got you a ping pong ball. It must have been that rough man who lives nearby. He acts a little cutely, ever since he fondled a bottle."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Joshua Takara sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Noire_Symphony said harshly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ass is really stiff like that."

"Really?" Joshua Takara dried her tears. Joshua Takara kissed Noire_Symphony and it was an entirely sticky sensation, like a tentacle monster to schoolgirls.

They spent the night having entirely sticky sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

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Post by Pikashi on Tue May 14, 2013 3:18 pm

What the hell just happened, I don't even...
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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 3:20 pm

This was one big wtf xD

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Post by Akira on Tue May 14, 2013 3:21 pm

I don't even...

I'm a Kämpfer!!!

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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 3:23 pm

Joshua wrote:I don't even...

I'm a Kämpfer!!!

Red or blue kampfer? o.-
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Post by Buk on Tue May 14, 2013 3:27 pm


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Post by Akira on Tue May 14, 2013 3:30 pm

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:
Joshua wrote:I don't even...

I'm a Kämpfer!!!

Red or blue kampfer? o.-

I'm a Blue ^.^
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Post by Merry Nightmare on Tue May 14, 2013 3:31 pm

Joshua wrote:
BloodyMarythe1st wrote:
Joshua wrote:I don't even...

I'm a Kämpfer!!!

Red or blue kampfer? o.-

I'm a Blue ^.^

Cool ^-^
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Post by Lancer on Tue May 14, 2013 3:32 pm

The Battle For The Lemon


In a donut shop, Buk sucked his lemon. He had been busy with the lemon for hours and now wanted nothing more than a hard cuddle or a sticky massage from his lover Pikashi.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his firm Pikashi appeared at the door, grinning sweetly.

"Put down the lemon," Pikashi said exotically. "Unless you want me to suck that lemon on your dick."

Buk put down the lemon. He was stiff. He had never seen Pikashi so wet before and it made him soft.

Pikashi picked up the lemon, then withdrew a spider from his fingers. "Don't be so stiff," Pikashi said with a wet grimace. "A Yoshi bit my ass this morning, and everything became sweaty. Now with this lemon and this spider I can exotically rule the world!"

Buk clutched his moist ass cutely. This was his lover, his firm Pikashi, now staring at him with a wet fingers.

"Fight it!" Buk shouted. "The Yoshi just wants the lemon for his own firm devices! He doesn't love you, not the hard way I do!"

Buk could see Pikashi trembling cutely. Buk reached out his dick and touched Pikashi's fingers exotically. He was firm, so firm, but he knew only his moist love for Pikashi would break the Yoshi's spell.

Sure enough, Pikashi dropped the lemon with a thunk. "Oh, Buk," he squealed. "I'm so hard, can you ever forgive me?"

But Buk had already moved in a donut shop. Like a gif war gone horribly wrong or those strange youtube videos, he pressed his dick into Pikashi's fingers. And as they fell together in a sweaty fit of love, the lemon lay on the floor, soft and forgotten.

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Post by Pikashi on Tue May 14, 2013 3:33 pm

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Post by Akira on Tue May 14, 2013 3:36 pm

That was Weird...

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Post by Pikashi on Tue May 14, 2013 3:37 pm

Joshua wrote:That was Weird...
To say the least...
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Post by Lancer on Tue May 14, 2013 3:45 pm

The Sticky Stranger


The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Joshua Takara strode along the path, making for Rough Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Moist Turntable, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Breasts.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his trembling toenail just in time to face the wet woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck sweetly, and Joshua Takara barely raised his toenail to meet the attack. They fought long and sarcastically until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Joshua Takara found himself forced to one knee, the woman's toenail pressed to his soft dick. "I am BloodyMarythe1st of Rough Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Moist Turntable. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you atop a mall."

But Joshua Takara had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his toenail with a twist, overpowered BloodyMarythe1st and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Joshua Takara said, looking down upon her.

BloodyMarythe1st's pussy shimmered like starcrossed lovers viewing a rainbow of ponies. "I have underestimated you, Joshua Takara. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Joshua Takara's desire was enflamed. His dick throbbed and all his thoughts were to grope BloodyMarythe1st like a Lady Lonely Heart. Joshua Takara caressed BloodyMarythe1st's jiggly pussy and she responded. They came together erotically, and their joining was as hard as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet condom!" Joshua Takara groaned and groped BloodyMarythe1st as shyly as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Joshua Takara said. "That's where I put the Moist Turntable for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed teasingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their sweaty love. "We will stay together forever," BloodyMarythe1st said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Breasts never got the Moist Turntable and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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