Saber's lovely love corner

I agree dude! If you have no problem with yuri then you should have no problem with yaoi

Saber wrote:

Joshua wrote:Oh God, Stop!!!

if you can handle iffy and mary fics you can get fair treatment and love noire

Shut up Sabee >.<
I'm not a Fan of those Either >.<

Joshua wrote:

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:

Joshua wrote:Love the Second Fanfic Sabee, I'm joining Mary on Coming Here for lols

You just liked reading how me and Iffy ended up in a three way with Santa =.=

I could say the Same about you -.-

really?

needs a use soda emote

Damn it... Trapped by my own words....

Saber wrote:

Joshua wrote:

BloodyMarythe1st wrote:

Joshua wrote:Love the Second Fanfic Sabee, I'm joining Mary on Coming Here for lols

You just liked reading how me and Iffy ended up in a three way with Santa =.=

I could say the Same about you -.-

really?

needs a use soda emote

Usoda!

I Saw Joshua-Takara Kissing Santa Claus and MORE!

Noire_Symphony woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one glowing box that looked like a beautifully studded dildo.

Then Noire_Symphony noticed that Joshua-Takara was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Noire_Symphony thought that he would surprise Joshua-Takara. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him in his tight ass. That always made Joshua-Takara hot.

Noire_Symphony crept silently down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its boring lights, and the presents, heaped up strangely, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Joshua-Takara. Kissing someone.

Noire_Symphony was so angry, he ripped out his anal piercing and threw it gently as he was still in Buk's love dungeon.

They both looked around.

"Joshua-Takara, you horny pedobear!" Noire_Symphony yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Noire_Symphony looked and then rubbed his cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Joshua-Takara said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss and a good fuck. And what a wet kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Noire_Symphony said sorrowfully. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a good fuck too? Then things will be nice and stiff."

That seemed reasonable. Noire_Symphony went over under the mistletoe and bent over for Santa.

Santa was the best root ever, like a couple of horny bunnys. He made Noire_Symphony's dick feel all hard and moist.

"You see?" Joshua-Takara said erotically and Noire_Symphony saw. So they had a rough threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him in his tight ass. That always made Joshua-Takara hot. That made me lol xD

So Harsh -_-

Saved by a Piercing

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Noire_Symphony strode along the path, making for Limp Dick Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and perverted beast, he carried Mary's Glowing Dildo, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Sorceress Iffy.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his moist anal piercing just in time to face the divine man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck swiftly, and Noire_Symphony barely raised his dildo buster to meet the attack. They fought long and hard until all the air rang with the sound of their sexually frustrated conflict.

At last, Noire_Symphony found himself forced to his hands and kness like a dog, the man's cock pressed to his tightened ass. "I am Pikashi of Limp Dick Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for Mary's Glowing Dildo. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you to Buk's love dungeon."

But Noire_Symphony had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his anal piercing with a twist, overpowered Pikashi quite painfully and pinned him to the ground with his clenched ass. "What say you now?" Noire_Symphony said, looking down upon him.

Pikashi's cock shimmered with precum much like a couple of horny bunnys on a winter's eve. "I have underestimated you, Noire_Symphony. I was sent to test your sexual prowess for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and much more."

Noire_Symphony's desire was enflamed. His dick throbbed and dripped all of his thoughts were to fuck Pikashi like pedobear in a middle school for girls. Noire_Symphony caressed Pikashi's tasty ass and he responded. They came together innocently, and their joining was as disgusting as their battle, also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet chocolate bunny!" Noire_Symphony groaned and fucked Pikashi as hard and strangely as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Noire_Symphony said. "That's where I put Mary's Glowing Dildo for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their escapade, they drowsed surpisingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their disgusting love. "We will stay together forever," Pikashi said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Sorceress Iffy never got Mary's Glowing Dildo and the forces of Joshua-Takara overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

The editing really helps it make sense

To Menacingly Fuck

Mary and Iffy were celebrating a sweet Valentine's Day together. Mary had cooked a stiff Noire for dinner and they ate in Joshua's love dungeon by candlelight.

"My darling," Iffy said, stroking Mary's pussy, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Mary. "It is but a glowing token of my throbbing love."

Mary opened the box. Inside was a cute Hello Kitty double-dildo! She gazed at it longingly. Then she gazed at Iffy longingly. "It's lovely," Mary said. "Come here and let me fuck you good with it."

Just then, an aging futanari sprang out of hiding and cackled like Noire denying his feeling for anybody. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a limp-wristed voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the leftover Noire dick on the dinner table.

Iffy read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other strangely as the aging futanari cackled some more. Mary's pussy began to tremble with the dildo inserted. Then Iffy shrugged, pulled out the dildo, and hit the futanari on her dick. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Mary said and kissed Iffy innocently. "This is the best Valentine's Day!"

They quickly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other like there was no tomorrow all night long.

Wow o.o that was the spiciest IF x Mary fanfic I've read yet

A Sister In Time

On a bright and sunny morning, Saber sat in Iffy's bedroom wearing Iffy's favourite underwear. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy quivered and her heart ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Iffy to love someone who was so close?

Strangely, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a stiff dripping dildo, all on a autumn's day. I wish my Iffy would fuck me, in her own twisted way..."

"Do you?" Iffy sat down beside Saber and put her hand on Saber's petite bosom. "I think that could be arranged."

Saber gasped surprised. "But what about our relationship?"

"I like the forbidden," Iffy said eductively. "I think it's hot."

They came together and their kiss was like a two beautiful highschool girls loving each other sweetly.

"I love you," Saber said sweetly.

"I love you too," Iffy replied and fucked her hard.

They bought a kitten, moved in together, and lived sensually ever after.

O.O your friend has some strange ideas

D'awwww, they got a kitten :3

So you wanted me to post in here but if you keep messing with me you're going to regret it Saber.........

Noire wrote:So you wanted me to post in here but if you keep messing with me you're going to regret it Saber.........

They're so cute when they try to be intimidating :3

Daawwww look at em :3

Noire wrote:So you wanted me to post in here but if you keep messing with me you're going to regret it Saber.........

regret what luke fon farbe?

i'm getting everybody so~

I FEEL LIKE DANCINGU!~

o.o Saber has gone mad!

Noire wrote:So you wanted me to post in here but if you keep messing with me you're going to regret it Saber.........

So adorable when they're Being Tsun

Pikashi paced erotically back and forth. Soaked dread filled his heart. BrachioDino Ranger should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my sweaty love, Pikashi thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. BrachioDino Ranger had been taken hostage by Soft Dick, a supervillain who had the city in a state of slimy terror. Pikashi fainted dead away, like a wild yoshi escorting children.

When he came to, there was a bump on his dick and the soaked dread had returned. "BrachioDino Ranger, my squishy honey bunny," he cried out hotly. "What is Soft Dick doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing cutely as he pounded him in the ass.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Pikashi remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 garden gnome Noire_Symphonys, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Pikashi ordered in a supply of garden gnome and set to work, folding Noire_Symphonys until his dick was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Noire_Symphony when BrachioDino Ranger walked in the front door.

"BrachioDino Ranger!" Pikashi screamed and threw himself into BrachioDino Ranger's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 garden gnome Noire_Symphonys and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a barn. He kissed BrachioDino Ranger slyly on the ass.

"Actually," BrachioDino Ranger said, pulling away exotically, "I was rescued by the Sticky Double-dildo. He's a new superhero in town." BrachioDino Ranger sighed. "And he's really floppy."

The soaked dread came back. "But you're wet to be back here with me, right?"

BrachioDino Ranger checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sticky Double-dildo for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay moist, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Pikashi choked back a sob and started folding another Noire_Symphony. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

It's been a while since you posted here xD

Why I thought it was a good idea to read this I'll never know...

hmmm?